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From The Pasture

To Bee or Not to Bee

December 5, 2012 1:47 PM

I recently began hearing a strange sound coming from inside my favorite hollow log.  Yes, us sheep all have a favorite hollow log.  We hide our grass in there.  As it turns out, that sound was a giant hive of … Continue reading

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